The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take (2015)

Annie Wersching: Lily Salvatore

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Quotes 

• Lily Salvatore : Valerie, you're a mess. What happened?

  Valerie Tulle : Some awful teenagers plowed me down in their automobile.

  Nora Hildegard : [sarcastically]  Oh, dear. Is their automobile okay?

  [Mary Louise chuckles] 

  Valerie Tulle : The little monsters left me for dead. No apology. No call for help. I was roadkill. And what did I do? I acted like roadkill.

  [to Lily's dismay:] 

  Valerie Tulle : Because we're governed by a pacifist who'd rather see her children hurt than to stand up for themselves.

  [turns to leave in disgust] 

  Nora Hildegard : Valerie... don't cry. Okay, you're home now. You're with us.

  Mary Louise : Yeah. Who needs the rest of the world, right?

  [Lily is pleased to hear this] 

  Mary Louise : We have each other.

  Lily Salvatore : [to Valerie]  You resisted your urge to fight back. Means you're learning.

  [strokes Valerie's hair, shakes her head] 

  Lily Salvatore : I'm proud of you, Valerie.

  [but Valerie only has a look of utter contempt] 

• Mary Louise : [deleted scene] 

  [as Damon enters what used to belong to the Salvatore brothers, Mary Louise and Nora are playing cards] 

  Mary Louise : You can't just waltz in here.

  Damon Salvatore : You may have burrowed in like a bunch of mangy ground squirrels. But this house belongs to me.

  [takes bottle] 

  Damon Salvatore : Same goes for my bourbon.

  Lily Salvatore : I see you've met the girls. Nora and Mary Louise, this is Damon.

  Damon Salvatore : [grunts]  Huh.

  Lily Salvatore : Why don't you two finish settling in?

  [the two of them walk off sullenly] 

  Damon Salvatore : [to Lily, in effeminate way]  Go on. Pat yourself on the head for raising Stefan to be such a mama's boy.

  [normal voice:] 

  Damon Salvatore : For the record, I'm not okay with your demented Brady Bunch squatting in my house.

  Lily Salvatore : I gave you ample opportunity to help us along the way, but... you responded with... apathy, deceit and hatred.

  Damon Salvatore : [grunts]  Oh.