The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Day One of Twenty-Two Thousand, Give or Take (2015)

Given Sharp: Teen Girl

Quotes 

• Valerie Tulle : [to the hit-and-run boy cleaning windshield]  Missed a spot.

  [smashes his face against the glass, blood splatters] 

  Teen Girl : Who are you?

  Mary Louise : Remember that large squirrel you ran over this morning? Turns out that was actually our friend, Valerie.

  Teen Girl : [to Valerie, who waves coldly at her]  But you looked dead.

  [shakes her head] 

  Valerie Tulle : [mouth grim]  I get that a lot.

  Mary Louise : [errant girl tries to run away, but is knocked down by spell chanted by Nora, she is bleeding after running into car door]  You're worse than your friend. You thought about doing the right thing, and then you just left her there.

  Valerie Tulle : [licks blood of the teen from her fingers, is ecstatic]  And yet, you're the first thing in this town that I don't entirely hate.

  [sinks her fangs into the hapless girl's neck, then realizes:] 

  Valerie Tulle : Lily will be furious!

  Nora Hildegard : Lily needs to learn that Heretics aren't designed to coexist.

  [hoists up the lifeless girl's body and poses for selfie with that dead face] 

  Valerie Tulle : Really? Be more vain.

  Nora Hildegard : Well, if you were pretty, you'd be, too.

  [drops the corpse, checks the picture on her cellphone]