Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Kuka'awale (2015)

Scott Caan: Danny Williams

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Quotes 

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Draws his gun as a cat runs by out of nowhere]  Whoa!

  Steve McGarrett : Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you- what is the matter with you?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : What's the matter with me? The thing jumped out of nowhere. I got scared. What do you want?

  Steve McGarrett : What do I want you to do? Maybe react like a grown man. How 'bout that? It's a cat.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Okay. Lemme explain something to you that you do not know.

  [Points at himself] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : I don't like-

  [Looks down, realizes he is pointing his own gun at his chest and holsters his weapon] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : I don't like cats.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Walks to the window that has a view of their female suspect]  We got a situation here.

  Steve McGarrett : [Follows Danny]  What do we got?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : [Their female suspect is stripping down to her underwear. They start talking over each other]  I mean this...? What do we do? I mean, I don't- What's the protocol here? Do we watch? Do we not watch?

  Steve McGarrett : [In a very reasonable tone]  That's what we're here for. We gotta watch.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : It's our job as far as I'm concerned...

  Steve McGarrett : I mean, I don't- It's not like...

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : [She pulls the curtains closed and they suddenly stop talking, sighing in disappointment]  Lost visual.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : You called a drug dealer to find Mr. Pickles?

  Steve McGarrett : And why did I have to do that, Danny?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : No, no, no. Don't do this, okay? It's not my fault. It's your fault.

  Steve McGarrett : How is this *my* fault, Mr. Pickles got out? You're the reason. You left the window open.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Well, I wouldn't have had to leave the window open if you hadn't decided it was a good idea to make a microwave omelet!

  Steve McGarrett : You know what? This whole passive aggressive thing? I'm done. I'm tired. It's tiring.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Alright, let's do *aggressive* aggressive! You want that?

• Steve McGarrett : [Danny just gave him a guitar]  Hey, man, thank you.

  [as Danny walks around his car to the passenger side] 

  Steve McGarrett : Oh, listen, by the way.

  [Steve tosses the keys to Danny] 

  Steve McGarrett : Why don't you drive?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : I drive. Wow. Definitely a break through, Steven.

  Steve McGarrett : Don't get too excited, alright. I'm still controlling the radio.

  [They get in, and Steve tunes the radio to classic rock. The Boys Are Back in Town starts playing as they drive away] 

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [In an apartment on a stakeout]  It smells in here. It's like, uh, loneliness... and despair.

  Steve McGarrett : It's moth balls.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : [He and Steve are shocked at first, then fascinated and can't look away as Emma Mills and Mia Price start making out]  Looks like she's giving her more than just a piece of the action, huh?

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : I fell asleep. I miss anything?

  [Steve leans over to their equipment and turns it up so they hear sounds of the two women making love] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Apparently not.

  Steve McGarrett : They stopped for a water break about a half an hour ago.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : That's good. You gotta stay hydrated.

  Steve McGarrett : Very important.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : [They see the women's shadows through the curtains next door]  See this... this is bad for us men in general. This is what gives us a bad name. Twenty, thirty minutes. That includes a drink. Takes us three hours.

  Steve McGarrett : Impossible.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : They make us look terrible.

  Steve McGarrett : It's impossible.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : We can't do this.

• Danny 'Danno' Williams : I have seen you personally put yourself in every conceivable life-threatening situation without batting an eye. Like it's nothing. But, when it comes to talking about your feelings, forget about it. You'd rather choose cyanide.

  [Steve looks away] 

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Huh? Forget it. Wake me up if they stop, or do something interesting... open up that curtain.

  Steve McGarrett : [after a long pause]  You wanna know why I don't play guitar anymore?

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Yes. I would like to know why you don't play guitar anymore.

  Steve McGarrett : [Another pause]  Tenth grade talent show. I signed up to perform. I practiced this song every day for months and months, and the day finally came around. I was standing in the wings. My guitar was in tune. They called me my name. I walked out on stage... and turned around and looked at all those people... And I couldn't do it... I couldn't do it, so I walked off and I never played the guitar again.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : That's it?

  Steve McGarrett : That's it.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Tenth grade. You had stage fright. So, you never played the guitar again?

  Steve McGarrett : I didn't have stage fright. It was bigger than that. I'm tellin' you, man, it was a, uh... I don't know. I guess it was an existential crisis. I just, in that moment, I couldn't handle... the, the vulnerability that I was experiencing. I couldn't handle how *exposed*... I felt. I felt like I couldn't breathe, and I thought it was gonna kill me. Look, man. I was raised differently than you, okay? I wasn't raised in a house with a supportive family, encouraging me to share my feelings. And, in your case, every feeling. The McGarrett men are a different breed. They- To them, showing emotions is showing weakness. You know? I mean, it's stupid, but it's just the way it is.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : I understand that. I just figured after everything we've been through... you know... your father, my brother. Everything. I figured maybe I was, you know... somebody that you could open up to, is all.

  Steve McGarrett : I just did.