- Captain Ray Holt: This is how it ends, with me standing on the urine-soaked floor of an elementary school bathroom in a third-rate bird costume.
- Captain Ray Holt: I could turn this department around if you'd let me. You're wasting my talents.
- Gina Linetti: This man is a Timberlake, and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.
- Captain Ray Holt: Wuntch.
- Chief Wuntch: Hello, Raymond. You're looking old and sickly.
- Captain Ray Holt: So nice of you to greet us, Madeline. I thought surely you'd still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.
- Chief Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond.
- Captain Ray Holt: Describing your breakfast?
- Terry Jeffords: I'm following our captain's orders.
- Rosa Diaz: His orders were stupid. I hated him more than any cop I've ever known.
- [Gasps]
- Rosa Diaz: Whoa. I just realized I'm never gonna be able to say that to his face. I mean, I could say it to his wife at the funeral, but it won't be the same.
- Amy Santiago: Rule one, let's not tell anyone so we can figure out what this is first.
- Jake Peralta: Smort. Rule number two, let's not put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend; We're just "mrmmzeep" and "jinglebin."
- Gina Linetti: I did not follow you to PR to watch you quit. I followed you because you're great and because you make everything you touch better, and I figured PR would be the easiest path to launching my reality show "Linetti, Set, Go."
- Captain Ray Holt: I thought your reality show was to be called "Gina in a Bottle."
- Gina Linetti: No, that was my fragrance line. Keep up.
- Gina Linetti: Captain, I know this isn't my place to say, but Madeline Wuntch is here to see you.
- Captain Ray Holt: Actually that's exactly your place to say. You are my assistant. What precisely did you think your job was?
- Gina Linetti: Ideally? Bullfighter. But it's such a boys' club.