- The Leader: [via hologram] Premise: what's the best way to destroy the Hulks? Conclusion: blow up their pet.
- Hulk: Hurt one horn on his head, Leader, and you're being smashed into pea soup.
- The Leader: So protective, how cute.
- She-Hulk: Nothing like a few months lost in space to make you miss the Big City.
- Hulk: [sighs] Not sure the Big City missed us.
- Red Hulk: Don't worry, Captain Blue-Butt's pirate webcast is gonna show the world we're still out being good guys, right, Rickie?
- A-Bomb: Yep, as long as I keep your ugly mug off camera and Leader doesn't frame us all over again.
- J. Jonah Jameson: [on TV screen] Just when you think the Hulks can't get any worse, they create a monster to do the smashing for 'em. Cross your fingers and toes the army gets here before that thing T-wre-
- [Devil Dinosaur destroys the TV screen]
- Spider-Man: Do me a favor, next time you wanna let your pet dinosaur off it's leash, do it on Monster Island. I hear they have an excellent kennel service.
- Hulk: [to the Abomination] Love to stay and beat a confession out of you, but we got a plane to catch.