Scream Queens (TV Series)
Pilot (2015)
Keke Palmer: Zayday Williams
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Quotes
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Chanel Oberlin : She's dead!
Grace : Well, of course she's dead, you just burned her face off!
Chanel Oberlin : Shut up! You don't die from getting your face burned off.
Zayday Williams : Yes, you do!
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Sam : What time is it? It's gotta be like four in the morning.
Zayday Williams : Y'all hear dat? D'y'all *hear* dat?
Tiffany DeSalle : What are you guys talking about?
Zayday Williams : [sound of small engine being started] Is that killer noises or am I hallucinating?
Tiffany DeSalle : One more time, will you speak up?
Zayday Williams : Is that a lawnmower?
Hester Ulrich : What's happening?
Zayday Williams : [screaming] Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
Tiffany DeSalle : Are you screaming...
Zayday Williams : [screaming] Help me. Help me.
Tiffany DeSalle : or singing?
Zayday Williams : [screaming] Help me. Help, this is a nice neighborhood.
[all begin screaming]
Tiffany DeSalle : Are you singing a Taylor Swift?
[begins singing mostly inaudible]
Hester Ulrich : Help!
Tiffany DeSalle : Holy crap!
[more screams]
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Zayday : Girl, I was terrified I was gonna get some religious freak or a cutter for a roommate, but you're dope.
Grace : Well, I don't think I'm gonna be in the room for very long. I'm rushing Kappa Kappa Tau. Hey! Why don't you join with me?
Zayday : Girl, I'd rather die.
Grace : Ooh, Come on! This is gonna be a year of infinite possibilities, I can feel it. And if you're serious about becoming president some day, becoming president of Kappa is not a bad place to start.
Zayday : Actually, you make a good point.
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Zayday Williams : Hey girl, can I just ask you what's up with your outfit?
Gigi Caldwell : My therapist says I had a traumatic experience that kept part of my psyche forever trapped in the '90s.