Scream Queens (TV Series)

Haunted House (2015)

Oliver Hudson: Wes Gardner

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• Dean Cathy Munsch : Do you mean to suggest I changed out of my nightgown, strapped myself into a skin-tight pleather Red Devil costume, climbed out a second-story dormer and shimmied to the ground with a chainsaw before entering a window I had left open, tried to kill you, then leapt out the window, climbed back up the wall, changed back in my nightgown and raced downstairs, all in the course of about ninety seconds?

  Wes Gardner : Yes, that is exactly what we mean to suggest, Dean!

• [Wes's class watches Children of the Corn] 

  Wes Gardner : What could be scarier for an adult than a child coming to murder them? Isn't that all of our greatest fears that the pain, the regrets, the mistakes of our youth will destroy us in our adulthood? That we can't escape our inner child, one we would rather forget but who at the end of the day has all the power?

• Grace Gardner : How come we never talk about mom? You told me that she went to this school and that she joined Kappa and that she died when I was two and not much else.

  Wes Gardner : It's hard for me to talk about it sometimes. I miss her a lot.

  Grace Gardner : It's pretty convenient... that she died in a fire. All of her stuff got burned, any record of her, my birth certificate.

  Wes Gardner : What are you talking about?

  Grace Gardner : Why are you lying to me? Something does not make sense! Why did this all start happening as soon as I got to campus? Why am I the only person in Kappa without a mother?

  Wes Gardner : Shhhh. Hey honey, you've gotta give me more here, okay? I don't understand what you're getting at. Are you on bath salts?

• Grace Gardner : Am I the baby that was born in Kappa that night? Did mom die in that bathtub?

  Wes Gardner : What? No, you were born in a hospital. I was there, I saw you come out of your mother... Big mistake, by the way!