Scream Queens (TV Series)

Haunted House (2015)

Niecy Nash: Denise Hemphill

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Quotes 

• Denise Hemphill : Now, now, no, I'm not a detective. Hell, I ain't even a cop. But what I am is somebody who watched every one of those Cosby Mysteries, okay?

• Denise Hemphill : Shondell, if you can hear me in that Best Buy parking lot in the sky, I am so sorry that I pushed you out of my car and drove off real scared, but I promise you, by Halloween night, I will avenge your face-stabbing, baby girl. Okay? I, Denise Hemphill, is gonna solve this crime!

• Denise Hemphill : This house is haunted!

  Pete Martinez : She's right!

  [in unison] 

  Denise Hemphill , Pete Martinez : See, I did some research down at the library... When? Last night! I didn't see you there. Which library?

  Pete Martinez : Baker Street.

  Denise Hemphill : North Jackson.

  Denise Hemphill , Pete Martinez : Ooooh!

• Denise Hemphill : I think the reason you want to have a haunted house party is cuz a haunted party is like a buffet for murderers! Yeah, yeah! You can just go around killin' anybody you want and ain't nobody even gonna notice.