Scream Queens (TV Series)

Haunted House (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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• Chanel #3 : My sense of personal identity is completely external. If I didn't have Kappa to define me, I really don't have much to offer.

• Hester Ulrich : I am so grateful that you guys are sharing your not-food lunch with me, but won't we, like, die if we eat cotton balls?

  Chanel #3 : Only if they cause a blockage in our intestinal tracks, but that's what the sauce is for.

  Chanel #5 : Lubrication. And it gives you that wonderfully full feeling without all of the calories.

• Chanel #3 : Chanel, it's 3 a.m. We're concerned about your mental health. What are you doing?

  Chanel Oberlin : Just sharpening knives. Kitchen knives should be... razor sharp.

• Chanel Oberlin : I have it on good authority that the Red Devil is gonna kill someone in Zayday's haunted house. Don't let it be you.

  Chanel #5 : How do you know that's gonna happen?

  Chanel Oberlin : I don't. But how stupid would the killer be to NOT kill someone there? It's Halloween, everyone will be in costume. Hell, he could kill someone and people would think it was a decoration

  Chanel #3 : You have this way too thought out.