- Jay Pritchett: [dropping off Stella] Okay guys listen up: She gets three walks a day. Keep her off the bed, we're training her. No chicken bones. If she starts to wheeze...
- Mitchell Pritchett: Wow remember when you dropped me off at summer camp? You barely slowed down the car.
- Manny Delgado: For whatever it's worth my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have a lot more energy.
- Jay Pritchett: You took a three hour nap yesterday!
- Manny Delgado: I was tired from the marathon.
- Jay Pritchett: The Downton Abbey marathon?