Family Guy (TV Series)

Encyclopedia Griffin (2015)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Glenn Quagmire

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• Joe Swanson : I guess all our detective agency needs now is a name

  Peter Griffin : Well, we're detectives solving children's crimes. There's only one name that makes sense

  Glenn Quagmire : Dicks for Kids?

  Peter Griffin : Dicks for Kids.

  Glenn Quagmire : But wait, we want people to know we're grown-ups.

  Peter Griffin : Okay. Big Dicks for Kids.

  Joe Swanson : Oh, we don't want to sound too old. They're gonna think we're a bunch of old bald geezers.

  Peter Griffin : Big Hairy Dicks for Kids.

  Cleveland Brown : How are we going to let them know we're veiny?

• Mayor Adam West : You were set up too, huh?

  Peter Griffin : Yeah.

  Mayor Adam West : You realize that kid is plowing both our wives right now.

• Stewie Griffin : Ugh, I can't deal with anything after I've had my after-nap coffee.

  Brian Griffin : I don't think guys should have two hands on a coffee mug ever.

  Stewie Griffin : What?

  [sounds sexually suggestive] 

  Stewie Griffin : Mmmmm... Oh, yummy.

  Brian Griffin : Don't do that either. Just... Just... don't do anything.

• Stewie Griffin : His brain may be gone, but he's a lot of fun.

• Lois Griffin : Maybe it's our fault Chris has such a screwed-up idea about what a relationship is. I mean, let's be honest, we're not exactly the model of a healthy marriage.

  Peter Griffin : Oh, boy, is this 'cause of the time I pushed off of you after sex and bruised your boob?

• Peter Griffin : I'll just have four or five beers to stop the shaking, and then I'll go outside.