Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp (TV Mini Series)

Dinner (2015)

Joe Lo Truglio: Neil

Photos 

Quotes 

• Jonas : [answers the phone]  Mess Hal, Jonas Jurchinsen. Hello.

  Victor : [disguising his voice]  Yes, this is the Food Inspector. We've just received word that your food is contaminated with dick farts.

  [Neil and Victor laughing in the background] 

  Jonas : What did you say?

  Victor : I said your stupid kitchen food apparently has a dick in it and that dick has apparently farted and now your entire kitchen smells like dick farts.

  [Neil makes fart noises] 

  Victor : [more laughter] 

  Jonas : This isn't the Food Inspector. The Food Inspector wouldn't call me at this time of day, who is this?

  Victor : I'm gonna kill you and fuck you.

  Jonas : Who is this?

  Victor : It's your butt hole!

  [attempts to hang up the phone and laughs hysterically, not noticing the phone falls off the hook] 

  Neil : Oh my God, Victor, that was awesome! Victor, do you think he knew it was you, Victor? Victor, do you think he knew it was you, Victor?

  Jonas : [still listening on the other end]  Victor Pulak.

  Victor : [suddenly stops laughing and nervously picks up the phone]  Hello... why don't you go fuck a s-soup?

  Jonas : How bout I cook you, like a soup? I'll filter you through cheese cloth for stock and add fresh vegetables and grains. And once I'm done... I'm gonna kill you.

  Victor : [to Neil]  He said he's gonna kill me. Like a soup. I'm not sure what to do. Should I hang up? Should I say thank you?

  Neil : No! No!

  Victor : Thank you.

  [hangs up]