- Homer Simpson: She's gone!
- Moe Szyslak: And she trashed my bar! No, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.
- Mr. Burns: My last offer, twenty million goats.
- Nigerian king: Okay, but no dogs disguised as goats.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, great. Here comes the haggling.
- Nigerian king: Mr. Burns, I don't know what you have heard, but I do not eat monkey brains from a skull.
- Mr. Burns: Oh, this is for me.
- Marge Simpson: Lenny said you were babysitting, and if you are babysitting, why can't you do some of it at home? I could use a night out.
- Homer Simpson: Sorry, Marge, but I am the royal babysitter. If I started watching commoners, the tongues of the court would be a-wag.
- Marge Simpson: Really, "a-wag"? Really?
- Mr. Burns: So my offer for one ton of your uranium, is a goat.
- Nigerian king: Will you stop offering me that? I come from a nation of ninety million people!
- Mr. Burns: Two goats.
- Nigerian king: I am beginning to get insulted.
- Mr. Burns: All right, let's cut to the chase. My board has given me permission to go up to... twelve goats.
- [King groans]
- Homer Simpson: Moe Szyslak, this is the part of the fairy tale where the princess goes back to the hotel and watches TV.
- Lenny Leonard: What about the presentation? The eyes taste first. Then lips, then palate, then the body's harshest critic, the colon.
- Moe Szyslak: Goodnight, moon. Goodnight, broom. Goodnight jukebox that won't play a tune. Goodnight, eggs. Goodnight, dregs. Goodnight, bugs crawling up my legs. Goodnight, beer. Goodnight, mice. Goodnight princess who treats me nice.