Supernatural (TV Series)

Inside Man (2015)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

Quotes 

• Crowley : You may have brought me into this world, but you were never my mother.

  Rowena MacLeod : So you're choosing the Winchesters.

  Crowley : I'm choosing me. I put up with your lies, your sad little schemes because-because maybe you were right, maybe I did lose my edge. But that ends now. Tell me Rowena, if I were not the King of Hell, would you have ever bothered to pretend to care about me?

  Rowena MacLeod : You-you can't.

  Crowley : I can, I'm bloody Crowley! I'm the King of Hell. I do what I want, when I want, and I don't take orders from you.

• Dean Winchester : What is it, huh? Why you letting mommy dearest tie you into knots?

  Crowley : Because... we're family. Blood.

  Dean Winchester : That's not the same thing. A wise man once told me, "Family don't end in blood." But it doesn't start there, either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family's there through the good, the bad-all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That's family. That sound like your mother?

• Dean Winchester : The old Crowley, he would have come in here with hellhounds and demons, and he would have blown the roof off the joint. Now? You didn't want to fight. You wanted to talk.

  [pause] 

  Dean Winchester : And maybe I've changed, too. Here I am playing Dr. Phil to the King of Hell.

  [Chuckles] 

  Dean Winchester : Never saw that coming.

  Crowley : Maybe we're getting old.

  Dean Winchester : Never saw that coming, either.

• Crowley : [Walks in on Rowena being naked in front of a mirror]  Oh, god!

  Rowena MacLeod : [Quickly puts a robe on]  Please. It's nothing you haven't seen before.

  Crowley : You're my mother. I don't want to see anything! I've been to Hell, thanks.

• Rowena MacLeod : I'm seeing someone.

  [Crowley gives her a look] 

  Rowena MacLeod : I'm a woman. I have desires, needs, and Trent is...

  Crowley : *Trent*? You're dating a... Trent?

  Rowena MacLeod : He's an assistant manager at Biggerson's. He's not the brightest bulb, but he's so...

  [sighs, pops lips] 

  Rowena MacLeod : ... Firm.

  Crowley : Please stop talking.

  Rowena MacLeod : You asked.

• Crowley : You've been nattering constantly at me for weeks, and now you haven't annoyed me for days. You're up to something.