- [the Hulks were turned into statues, and had pigeons roost on them]
- A-Bomb: [revived] ... What's an egg doing in my ear?
- Hercules: I haven't had this much fun battling birdbeasts since I saved Prometheus from that liver-eating vulture.
- Red Hulk: [opens fire on harpies] I'll give ya something to scream about, you tone-deaf Harpy freaks!