Real Time with Bill Maher (TV Series)
Episode #13.11 (2015)
Bill Maher: Self - Host
Quotes
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Himself - Host : New rule: the thirty-three year old Mexican woman who was arrested in a movie theater masturbating to "Fifty Shades of Grey" has to stop kicking my seat.
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Himself - Host : It's... it's bad enough sitting through all these trailers without you coming soon.
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Himself - Host : Please, I'm watching a terrible movie from an illiterate book while people around talk and text on their phones. Don't make it disgusting.
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Himself - Host : New rule: since he's never going to be president, Ted Cruz has to enjoy this moment where he can act like he is. How do I know you're not going to be president, Ted? Because even your daughter is looking up at you like "Really?".
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Himself - Host : New rule: before Amy's Kitchen recalls all their gluten-free tofu breakfast wraps, because there may be listeria in the spinach, they have to tell us what listeria tastes like, because if it tastes good at all, I say leave it in.
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Himself - Host : New rule: now that the University of North Georgia has put out this "Why follow when you can lead" course guide that shows white men winning out over a woman and a black man...
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Himself - Host : ...they have to change their name to Cracker State.
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Herself - Guest : [laughing] Oh, my god.
Himself - Host : Cracker State, home of the Flying Mullets, where our Black Studies program *is* our basketball team.