Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Chopper (2015)

Andre Braugher: Raymond Holt

Quotes 

• Chief Wuntch : Hello, Raymond. How do you like my new office? Twentieth floor.

  Captain Ray Holt : Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.

• Captain Ray Holt : [about Chief Wuntch]  We're not going to fight her. She's the devil, and you don't dance with the devil, because you get burned. Also, because in Madeline's case, she has no rhythm, and her hands are like little rat claws.

• Charles Boyle : Captain, De Angelo has a place upstate, the local sheriff says there's a car in the driveway right now. He must be there.

  Captain Ray Holt : Okay, they're going to have to raid the place without us, it'll take us two hours to get there.

  Jake Peralta : Or we could take...

  Captain Ray Holt : We are not taking a helicopter.

  Jake Peralta : You know I was going to say "chopper".

  Captain Ray Holt : Look, Peralta, I know you're having fun, but a helicopter is exactly the kind of wasteful expenditure that Wuntch will use to bury me if something goes wrong.

  Jake Peralta : Okay, sir...

  Captain Ray Holt : Or. It's the kind of thing she'll crucify me for not getting. "You could've had a copper, Raymond, why didn't you take advantage? Just a minute, my cauldron's boiling over."

  Jake Peralta : Yeah, but what she actually said was:

  [Using strange accent] 

  Jake Peralta : "Chopper's yours, Peralta."

  [In his own voice] 

  Jake Peralta : Your impression was better.

  Captain Ray Holt : What did you do?

  Jake Peralta : She may have called me, and I may have briefed her, and she may have said "yes" to the chopper because it's definitely on its way right now!

  Charles Boyle : I call middle seat!