- Pearl: Steve, you are in very big trouble and we have no choice but to punish you!
- Steven Universe: But...
- Garnet: No dinner for one thousand years!
- Steven Universe: [on the verge of tears] One thousand...?
- Steven Universe: Garent! Quick pretend to be my mom to Connie's mom
- [hands the phone to Garnet]
- Garnet: [into phone] Hello? This... is mom Universe. Yes. The children are playing swords Sorry, playing with swords. They're bleeding. Oh no... They're dead. Don't call again
- [hands phone back to Steven]
- Garnet: Sorry I panicked.
- Connie Maheswaran: Steven! Let's just hop on a bus and live somewhere else without telling anyone.
- Steven Universe: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!