- Mike J.: Hello, I'm a cat person, and I bloody hate talking dogs!
- [Clip of Carlos saying "Hey Carlos!"]
- Mike J.: I also hate talking cats!
- [Clip of Phil Winslow telling his son Brian "Man, you're gonna love it."]
- Mike J.: Also people. I hate talking people!
- [Clip of Marmadruke breakdancing while playing Dance Dance Revolution]
- Mike J.: I hate everything!