Will Ferrell: Eric Jonrosh

Quotes 

• Eric Jonrosh : Until next time, unless, of course, you want an encore. Well, that's what you're in for jazz, adventure, cats, coppers, dead people, pills, and booze. The list goes on. New twists and turns emerge like snakes and crazy straws bent by the hands of fate. Plot points become confused, alleyways of emerging new points in time, as they do in real life, and then resolve themselves algebraically in the new dawn, unfolding like Moroccan tablecloths in unconventional ways. What, what am I talking about? Seriously.I got lost in my words. I sometimes make words without tethering them to convention. Oh, oh. Where are my heart pills? Do they even make heart pills anymore? Jesus, I need a drink. Tune in next time for more "Spoils Before Dying. Even that didn't sound right. Terry, bring my cardigan in. I'm feeling a slight draft. Terry! My cardigan! Now! What? Oh, I forgot. Terry is no longer on the payroll.