- Chris Griffin: You know, If I didn't know better I'd think that fish are ghosts and I'd also think that you're putting the moves on Meg.
- Karate Kid Extra: Karate? You know you guys are both LOSERS, right?
- Peter Griffin: Lois, can you pour my juice? I can't lift my arm.
- Lois Griffin: I still can't believe Brian bit you. It just doesn't seem like him.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, because you know him so well...! Shut your faaaaaaace.
- Brian Griffin: Hey, no, no.
- Peter Griffin: No, no, Brian. No, no. You win. You win. I quit. It's your liver; you do whatever you want.
- Brian Griffin: Yes, it *is* my liver, and I don't want to take that pill.
- Peter Griffin: Fine. We're both in agreement. So let's just both watch TV. And nothing else
- Brian Griffin: Sounds good to me.
- Peter Griffin: I'm glad you think it sounds good.
- [sighs]
- Peter Griffin: It's nice to watch TV when you have nothing else to do, isn't it?
- Brian Griffin: Yeah.
- Peter Griffin: [forcing Brian to take the suppository] Get over here, you idiot!
- [grabs Brian]
- Brian Griffin: [struggles to get free] Peter! What the hell?
- Peter Griffin: I'm still in charge of you!
- Brian Griffin: Get away from me! I'm a human!
- Peter Griffin: This is for *your* benefit, so just go limp and take it!
- Brian Griffin: You touch my ass, I swear to God I'll kill ya !
- [Peter inserts the suppository, Brian screams, growls then bites peter]
- Peter Griffin: [screams] Wha... What the hell?
- [surveys Bloodied arm]
- Peter Griffin: You... you bit me!
- Brian Griffin: You're damn right I did! And I'll do it again if you don't stay the hell away from my ass!
- Peter Griffin: But, Brian, the vet said...
- [growls, Peter gasps and runs away]
- Brian Griffin: [empowered, tail wagging] Wow, where did that come from? I feel more powerful than a lesbian's crotch.
- Valet: [cut away to Lesbian biker outside a building] Ooh, sorry, ma'am, we don't valet motorcycles.
- Lesbian Biker: Don't need to!
- [carries bike with crotch]
- Neil Goldman: Before I touch anything, is a this nut free counter?
- Chris Griffin: I don't know, my dad's might have been on there this morning.
- Stewie Griffin: Yes, looks like someone's gone after him with a wHip.
- Brian Griffin: [in a submissive voice] That's a perfectly valid way of saying that.