- Jiminy Cricket: Hello, Peter! I'm your Conscience!
- Peter Griffin: Ah! Bug!
- [squashes Jiminy]
- Jiminy Cricket's Sister-in-Law: Andrea, you laid a place for Jiminy again,
- Andrea: Oh, yes. Oh, why! Why did he have to go around giving strangers advice! Wasn't being a Paediatric Oncologist enough for him?
- Jiminy Cricket's Sister-in-Law: He hit on me at your wedding.