Family Guy (TV Series)

Fighting Irish (2015)

Liam Neeson: Liam Neeson

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• Liam Neeson : [to Peter]  All right, it's a deal. You can help me with some chores. But one slip-up, and you'll be deader than the first man to die in the Battle of the Boyne.

  [Cutaway scene to a man dying in the Battle of the Boyne after being shot in the neck] 

  Peter Griffin : Normally when we do those, there's... there's, like, a joke.

  Liam Neeson : I'm not your clown.

• Liam Neeson : Peter, I was at an outdoor mall today, and there was a kiosk selling little remote control cars. One of them drove right up to me. It was very funny and enjoyable, so what I need you to do is to go to a local gym and ask men to pee in your hands.

  Peter Griffin : I - I don't see the connection there.

  Liam Neeson : Do I need to repeat myself? The car came right up to me. It did spins and had flashing lights. I enjoyed it. Go to the gym, kneel down in the shower, and ask strange men to pee in your cupped hands.

  Man at Gym : [Opening his towel while standing in front of Peter in the locker room]  Hey, man, did Liam Neeson send you? Yeah, he loves them little cars.

• Peter Griffin : No, Liam, I'm not doing your stupid chores anymore. And there's something else I got to tell you. Your story thread in Love, Actually is a second worst.

  Liam Neeson : You better take that back.