- Jamie Vine: You want me to suck your dick?
- Richie Finestra: I'd be lying if I said the thought hadn't crossed my mind, but no.
- Jamie Vine: Then how the fuck do I get ahead?
- Julie Silver: When you're in a band it's supposed to sound like you're all playing the same song at the same time. Okay? What I just heard sounded like five dogs with their cocks caught in a lawn mower.
- Richie Finestra: You know what? One of these days I'm going to grab you by those mutton chops and turn your head like a steering wheel mother fucker. We're not selling the company!