- Carol Pilbasian: And this is Glen's room. He was trying not to get the virus. He got it. And this is Bernice's room. And that's her skeleton.
- Phil Tandy Miller: God, Carol...!
- Phil Tandy Miller: Oh, no, she studied anatomy.
- Phil Tandy Miller: I mean, how many Speedy Pumps can there be? Damn it, there's infinity Speedy Pumps!
- Carol Pilbasian: And here's my parents - Carol and Marcia.
- Phil Tandy Miller: Oh, your dad was named Carol, too?
- Carol Pilbasian: No, Marcia.
- Carol Pilbasian: We should go back and get that bomb...
- Phil Tandy Miller: Carol... I knew you were gonna say that. I don't know how to put a bomb back in that little thingy!
- Carol Pilbasian: We're Americans, we put a man on the moon!
- Phil Tandy Miller: Fine, if you wanna go back and get the bomb, we'll go back and get the bomb.
- Carol Pilbasian: That won't be necessary, Phil, it's fine. Just the fact that you offered is good enough for me.
- Mike Miller: Another goose egg. Thanks a lot, Canary Islands. You couldn't give me, like, one living person. There's gotta be someone out there. Right, Terry? No comment? OK. Nancy, what about you? Wow, you guys... you guys are real quiet today. OK, I'm gonna go masturbate. Do me a favor, turn your guys' heads, please? Thank you. Plug your ears, too.