Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)
Books from Beyond (2015)
Bruce Campbell: Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams
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Quotes
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Okay, look, if we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros.
[pauses and looks at Pablo]
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : [Stares for a second] You know I am not Mexican, right?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : [Smiles at him] That's the spirit!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Lionel, you find a wimpy demon yet?
Lionel Hawkins : Nothing that says wimpy, specifically, but I have found a minor demon named Eligos. Possesses knowledge of hidden things, a demon of the mindscape.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Oh, perfect. Sounds like a total nerd.
Lionel Hawkins : It says he preys on the spiritually and emotionally weak.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Well, he can do that on his own time.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : At heart, me, I'm an alone wolf.
Kelly Maxwell : A lone wolf.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Exactly.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Okay so, Lionel, you're gonna be cool about this, right? You wouldn't wanna wanna jeopardize your life's work just 'cause there's a unconscious cop in your store, right? I mean, you get that.
Lionel Hawkins : I do.
Kelly Maxwell : You do?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Kelly, come on, he's cool. Let's not poke at it.
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Lionel Hawkins : Do you even know what you possess here?
[Ash scoffs]
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Well, of course. I mean, obviously I do but, uh, you might wanna share it with Pablo.
Lionel Hawkins : This book is a gateway to Hell, a way to summon forces of evil into our earthly realm.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Yep, that's exactly what I thought. Please continue.
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Pablo Simon Bolivar : Reading from the book is what caused all of this trouble to begin with, so...
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Yeah, that's true. But reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there was already paint on it.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : That is incorrect.
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Pablo Simon Bolivar : Hey, I was toying with a nickname for us. "The Ghostbeaters!"
Kelly Maxwell : That is so fucking bad.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Yeah, buddy, I gotta tell ya, that's prob'ly the worst thing I've ever heard.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Pablo, you, me and Professor Know-It-All, we're gonna rid the earth of evil. Kelly, can you stay here, watch our friend, in case she wakes up?
Kelly Maxwell : Oh sure. I'll just sit here with the police officer we tied up and rethink my recent life choices.
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Pablo Simon Bolivar : I wish we could just summon an answer.
[Ash laughs]
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Wait a minute, Pablo. You smooth, brown Einstein, that's it! We summon something from the book that can tell us how to undo all this.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : Uh yeah, no, that's not what I was saying...
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Lionel, find me the weakest demon in that book!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Okay, look, if we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros.
[pauses and looks at Pablo]
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : That's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert.
Pablo Simon Bolivar : [Stares at Ash for a second] You know I am not Mexican, right?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : [Smiles at Pablo] That's the spirit!