- Hulk: Rogers, listen to me. Steve!
- Young Captain America: So you know my name, what's that supposed to prove?
- Hulk: I also know about Professor Erskine and his Super Soldier Serum. And that you like double pickles and no onions on your burgers.
- Young Captain America: How do you know that kinda top secet information?
- The Leader: The Agents of S.M.A.S.H.? But the Hulk was never created in this timeline. Logically, you oafs should not exist.
- A-Bomb: It's called a paradox, chief.
- Red Hulk: And I got a pair o' fists that are ready to do some serious smashing!
- Skaar: Skaar slash big wheel!
- Red Hulk: Haha! It'll take more than a dictator with a king-sized cranium to stamp out freedom in this country!
- Hulk: Captain America is as wholesome as they come. Baseball, apple pie, the whole nine yards. He's a bit square, but we get along.