- Dracula: Impressive. Your science will shroud the whole world in this green smoke. My greatest enemy, the light of the sun, will be defeated.
- Hulk: Got ya, High-Head!
- The Leader: It's too late, Hulk. My plan runs deeper than you realize.
- Hulk: What plan? Talk, Big Brain, before I turn your head into a punching bag.
- The Leader: Even if you beat my head into pulp, I'd still be smarter than you.
- Frankenstein's Monster: Frank smash Dracula's monster!
- Hulk: Take it easy, you box of bolts. We're friends.
- Hulk: I'll never get used to this time travel thing. Wish Doc Doom included a barf bag with his belt.
- The Leader: I appreciate the attempted rescue Hulk, your heroism sickening as always. Goodbye for now, next time it'll be war.