Family Guy (TV Series)

Take My Wife (2015)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Carter Pewterschmidt, Tom Tucker

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Quotes 

• TV announcer : We now return to "Police Chases".

  Stewie : Noooo thank you, we are a SCREEN-FREE family.

  TV announcer : That end in fire.

  Stewie : Holy shit, that's awesome!

• Bublé Wrap : I just haven't met you yet.

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, cool.

  Bublé Wrap : Your mom thinks of me when she's doing your dad.

  Stewie Griffin : What?

  Bublé Wrap : Seriously, I drive all the women nuts.

  Bublé Wrap : I can make your... mom and aunt kiss.

  Stewie Griffin : This is a very skeevy packing product.

• Quagmire : So when do we leave?

  Lois : Oh. Sorry Glenn, the deal was for couples only. I'm afraid you can't come.

  Quagmire : All right, FINE. Since you all will be gone, I will just walk around my yard naked, pee anywhere I want. I don't care.

• Counselor : Quagmire, what color is Kimmy's eyes?

  Quagmire : [not listening]  Shaved. So- Sorry. What is it... What's the question?

• Peter Griffin : Well that's a lot of My money, but I use to have sex with you so that's the trade off.

• Brian Griffin : Carter read the room, they're not into it.

• Revolutionist : Any last words?

  Quagmire : Moist.

• Peter Griffin : Hi Peter Griffin,

  [shaking Kimmi's hand] 

  Peter Griffin : All but separated.