- TV announcer: We now return to "Police Chases".
- Stewie: Noooo thank you, we are a SCREEN-FREE family.
- TV announcer: That end in fire.
- Stewie: Holy shit, that's awesome!
- Bublé Wrap: I just haven't met you yet.
- Stewie Griffin: Oh, cool.
- Bublé Wrap: Your mom thinks of me when she's doing your dad.
- Stewie Griffin: What?
- Bublé Wrap: Seriously, I drive all the women nuts.
- Bublé Wrap: I can make your... mom and aunt kiss.
- Stewie Griffin: This is a very skeevy packing product.
- Peter Griffin: Well that's a lot of My money, but I use to have sex with you so that's the trade off.
- Counselor: Joe what is Bonnie's favorite food?
- Joe Swanson: Well she must like ground glass because I keep finding it in my food.