Patriot (2015–2018)

Julian Richings: Peter Icabod

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Quotes 

• Peter Cassius Icabod : I'm sorry, I... I'm a little... nervous. Women make me nervous...

  Detective Agathe Albans : Ever since...?

  Peter Cassius Icabod : ...Ever since I was alive...

• Detective Agathe Albans : You made a call that night to a Mrs. Beth Icabod. This your wife?

  Peter Cassius Icabod : [stuttering with anxiety]  ... Yes...

  Detective Agathe Albans : [raising a quizzical eyebrow]  I thought women made your nervous.

  Peter Cassius Icabod : That... that includes my wife, yes...

• Mr. Leslie Claret : [Leslie is in the parking lot, spying on John and trying to catch him parking in the wrong space again]  Icabod!

  Peter Cassius Icabod : What?

  Mr. Leslie Claret : Do you wanna see something cool?

  Peter Cassius Icabod : Sure, I want to see something cool.

  Mr. Leslie Claret : See that parking space over there? If he parks there again today, I'm gonna fire him.

  Peter Cassius Icabod : [incredulous]  That's cool...

  Mr. Leslie Claret : [grinning]  Ah, I'm really jacked about this...

  Peter Cassius Icabod : You're harsh.

  Mr. Leslie Claret : Well it's not just the parking! His Luxembourg numbers are all screwed up! I had to get that nice little Asian kid in here to do the math on his piping.

• Detective Agathe Albans : What else are you afraid of?

  Peter Cassius Icabod : Hotel bedding... and insects...

  Detective Agathe Albans : Is that all?

  Peter Cassius Icabod : [glancing over to make sure his colleagues aren't paying attention]  ... The new employee.

• Peter Cassius Icabod : [Icabod steps into the elevator with John]  ... Hello, John.

  John Tavner : Hey.

  Peter Cassius Icabod : [confused]  ... John, why did you ask if my last name, Icabod, was a nickname?

  John Tavner : I didn't.

  Peter Cassius Icabod : Yes you did, John. You mentioned it. You said, quote, "hey, what's your last name, Peter, anyway?". I said, "Icabod", you said, "I thought that was a nickname". Why did you think that?

  John Tavner : [awkwardly]  Just... no reason...

  Peter Cassius Icabod : [annoyed]  Is it because I look like I live in an enchanted forest in a grim fairy-tale, wearing a cloak or some-such?

  [ironically he is wearing a long black hooded raincoat because of the weather] 

  John Tavner : ...No... er, yeah, I guess...

  [realizing that he was rude to him] 

  John Tavner : but honestly Peter, not in a bad way.

• John Tavner : Excuse me?

  Peter Cassius Icabod : I know things about you, John... you're a LIAR... and you shouldn't take me for granted. I might get... chirpy... and that would be a costly tattle.

• [repeated line] 

  Peter Cassius Icabod : I've decided upon my demands, John...