Major Crimes (TV Series)
Personal Effects (2015)
G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza
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Quotes
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Louie Provenza : You know, just because you're gay doesn't make you an expert on interior design.
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Louie Provenza : [spotting his lamps in a removal box] What... Well, what's this?
Patrice Perry : Well, they look like hunting decoys with lampshades mounted to them.
Louie Provenza : Patrice, I-I've had these lamps for over thirty years.
Patrice Perry : Okay, look, how 'bout you keep just one of them?
Louie Provenza : Well... Patrice, we... we can't split them up. Ducks mate for life.
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Louie Provenza : Please, God, tell me you have a murder.
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Louie Provenza : How are we gonna get to the truth if we start involving lawyers?