Fallout 4 (2015 Video Game)

Ryan Alosio: Deacon, H2-22

Quotes 

• [encountering a Mirelurk King] 

  Deacon : Just once I want radiation to turn something into a giant fluffy bunny, instead of the Grand Poobah of all Mirelurks.

• Deacon : Still killing people for caps, MacCready?

  MacCready : I dunno, you still pretending to be everyone but yourself?

• [if the player character walks around naked] 

  Deacon : Your fashion choice, there? That takes some chutzpah.

• [during long, awkward silence] 

  Deacon : Maybe being on ice that long knocked a few of your marbles around? No offense.

• [exploring a shattered aquarium] 

  Deacon : This is why we can't have nice things.

• Deacon : Tell your friends, you dead bastard. We'll be here all week!

• Deacon : Sure, when you wanna take in a stray, we do it. But when I want a pet deathclaw named Fluffy it's all, "Noooo!"