- Russell Taylor: [speculating on the case] What? The baby did it?
- Louie Provenza: Well, it's new. It's never the baby.
- Sharon Raydor: Well, don't give up hope, Jack. Maybe when you learn to do your job as well as we do ours, these things might stop happening to you.
- Louie Provenza: Captain, if I can ruin Jack Raydor's day, I promise you the please will be all mine.
- Dr. Fernando Morales: You okay, Lieutenant?
- Andy Flynn: Uh, yeah, pretty much. Not ready to make an appointment with you, anyway.
- Buzz Watson: What the... hey!
- Julio Sanchez: Oh, sorry. Heads up.
- Buzz Watson: Heads up is supposed to come before you throw something. And you missed the mark again.
- Julio Sanchez: I didn't know you were standing there, Buzz.