The Muppets. (TV Series)

Pig Girls Don't Cry (2015)

Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Waldorf, Zoot, Chip

Quotes 

• [Kermit has asked the other Muppets to be available for one-on-one interviews with the documentary crews] 

  The Great Gonzo : [to the camera]  One-on-one interviews? What an overused device. You tell the camera how you really feel, and then they cut back to you saying something completely different. I hate these interviews.

  [cut back to Kermit's meeting] 

  The Great Gonzo : I love those interviews! Great device!

• Fozzie Bear : [opening "Up Late With Miss Piggy"]  I'm Fozzie Bear, and it's my job to warm up the audience with jokes. Ahh!

  [sways hips] 

  Statler : [sitting in the front row]  Oh god, we're gonna die of hypothermia.

  Waldorf : I hope it comes quick.

  [both laugh]