- Tuffnut: I'm just saying, in the immortal words of the mighty Thor, "When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks."
- Hiccup: Yeah, I'm pretty sure Thor never said anything remotely like that.
- Tuffnut: Oh, really? How do you know? Do you know Thor? Have you talked to him recently?
- Hiccup: No, but...
- Tuffnut: Well, because *I* have. Mm-hm. And I don't recall him mentioning YOU.
- [Tuffnut, who tried frightening everyone earlier with stories of make-believe monsters, runs into camp panicked over the sight of a colossal dragon]
- Astrid: Is anyone falling for this?
- Ruffnut: I don't know. I haven't seen him this freaked out since he found a leech on his...
- Astrid: Okay, I'm gonna stop you there.
- Tuffnut: Okay, when this giant beast rips us limb from limb, I will expect a full apology from each and every one of you, and a handshake.
- Snotlout: Ugh! I don't know about you, but I like whiney Berk Hiccup way better than Princess Outpost Hiccup.