Mother's Day (I) (2016)

Hector Elizondo: Lance Wallace

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• Miranda Collins : Lance, you're my agent and I love you, which is an oxymoron, but if you are here for some philosophical chat, short, short would be good here.

  Lance Wallace : Yes, you know me as Lance Wallace, agent to the stars.

  Miranda Collins : You used to have big stars. Now you just have me.

  Lance Wallace : Mmm. But you really know I was born in the Bronx and my name was Ramone Navarro, who collected empty soda bottles to get money to eat. We are who the world thinks we are and sometimes, we're not. We decide who we are, when we want and who we want to know. Or is it whom?

• Lance Wallace : Okay, listen, Miranda wants to throw a big expensive wedding at the best hotel, but Kristin wants to get married here because that's where they first met.

  Shorty : Great, and we'll do our best to make it expensive.

• Shorty : Who's going to perform the ceremony?

  Lance Wallace : I'm officiating.

  Shorty : You got a license?

  Lance Wallace : Of course, from the online church of Idaho.