Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Auto Erotic Assimilation (2015)
Justin Roiland: Rick, Morty
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Quotes
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Rick : The first rule of space travel, kids, is always check out distress beacons. Nine out of ten times it's a ship full of dead aliens and a bunch of free shit! One out of ten times it's a deadly trap, but... I'm ready to roll those dice!
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Rick : Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?
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[a heartbroken Rick is outside a heavily guarded base attempting to make contact with his alien hive-mind significant other, who just dumped him]
Rick : Unity! Unity! Unity!
Beta 7 : How can I assist you?
Rick : I wanna talk to - urp! - Unity, Beta-7! I know it's in there.
Beta 7 : You're classified as a hostile entity and Unity doesn't wanna talk to you.
Rick : I know your game, Beta-7! I've met a billion of you, you little on-deck, in the wing, shoulder to cry on!
Beta 7 : You. Are classified. As a hostile. Entity.
Rick : Oh, you're just lovin' this, motherf-! This isn't gonna shake out like you think, pal! Unity's not into other hive-minds! It's gonna suck you in and use you up and a month from now I'm gonna be making out with all of you in a bunch of red wigs! Unity! Unity! Unity, I know you can hear me! Get out here!
Beta 7 : Weapons systems engaged.
Rick : Oh, in your dreams you have weapons systems!
Morty : Rick, you said we were going to a movie!
Rick : We are, Morty! Alright, Beta-Shit-7! You just got saved by the bell, bitch!
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Rick : I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?
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Summer Smith : Wait! Can't you see you're all the same?
Morty : Oh, Summer! First race war?
