Family Guy (TV Series)
Papa Has a Rollin' Son (2015)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire
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Quotes
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Stewie : [at playgroup] So, are you going to the gerbil's funeral on Friday?
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Peter Griffin : Come on Joe, don't be so negative. You're like a Boston fortune cookie.
Peter Griffin : [cut to Peter opening a fortune cookie] "I don't know, numbnuts. Maybe open a garage and fill it with hockey equipment." Huh. Well, let's see what my lucky numbers are. "Screw you, math dick." Well, that wasn't very helpful at all!
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Tiny Tom Cruise : You are making a big Mistake Stewie! Nobody walks away from Tiny Tom Cruise.
Stewie : Yeah except for All Three of your wives.
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Brian Griffin : You know, it's times like this where I think if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby, we wouldn't have any of these problems.
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Peter Griffin : I cry like Snoopy!
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Tiny Tom Cruise : The middle of the word short is Or; Or gives you a choice and I choose not to be short.
Stewie : Wow - you need a road map for that one.
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Peter Griffin : Why do you have all those Wizard of Oz plates?
Joe Swanson : Because if I finish all of my vegetables, I get to see the yellow brick road.
Peter Griffin : Alright, you've sold me.
