- Android #18: Damn this freaking traffic jam...
- Kuririn: It's because you took so long to put on your makeup, 18. We could have left the house earlier...
- Android #18: It's a party on a cruise ship, I have to look my best!
- Kuririn: I guess Bulma's party would be hosted by the world's richest family.
- Android #18: [fretful] If we're late, will we miss the Bingo Tournament? I'm sure the prizes will be amazing!
- [Master Roshi is checking out ladies in swimsuits on the beach]
- Chichi: Master Roshi, stop! You're setting a bad example to the kids!
- Kame Sen'nin: I was just bird watching!
- Goku: King Kai, I heard you say my name just now...
- Kaiô: Oh no, no way! You are one egocentric guy, you are! More importantly, have you forgotten the poor state you left me in?
- Goku: Huh?
- Kaiô: [points at his halo] See this? It's because of OUR sacrifice that Earth is safe and sound right now!
- [Bubbles and Gregory, who also have halos, agree and glare at Goku]
- Goku: Oh, right, you guys got blown to bits when Cell exploded, didn't you?
- Kaiô: YOU got us blown to bits! You still have no remorse, do you?
- [angrily chases Goku]
- Goku: How many times must I say sorry?
- Kaiô: Why would you need a god, if an apology was enough? My heart lifts whenever Shenron is summoned, but so far we haven't been brought back to life!
- Goku: I'm really really sorry, I forgot!
- Kaiô: Then don't forget!
- Goku: But you're a god, King Kai! Does it matter whether you're dead or alive?
- Kaiô: You moron, there's a massive difference! Do you know how much the other Kais mock me? You better make sure you revive us next ti... eh?
- [Goku gets back to training]
- Kaiô: Couldn't you at least let me finish? My goodness...
- Kaiô: [to himself] At least I managed to distract him from Lord Bills...
- [wipes his face with the rag, and freaks out]
- [Krillin and family fly to the party]
- Android #18: If we were going to fly, we needn't have taken the car to begin with...
- [Goku gets King Kai covered in paint and helps him wipe it off]
- Kaiô: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank y... it stinks. That's a dirty rag you're using! My goodness, you are unbelievable!
- Rô Kaiôshin: I'm worried sick that someone may challenge Lord Bills to a fight.
- Kibito Kaiôshin: I can't think of anyone who might... Son Goku!
- Rô Kaiôshin: Precisely! That fighting freak is the one person I don't want to find out about Lord Bills!
- Birusu: Remember what you said 39 years ago? I would meet my ultimate adversary.
- Yogen-gyo: Yeah, he should show up around today.
- Birusu: I knew it! And this adversary, what was his name?
- Yogen-gyo: His name... I forgot.
- Birusu: You forgot?
- Whis: Try harder, Oracle Fish.
- Birusu: Whis, we feed Oracle Fish three times a day, right?
- Whis: That's right.
- Birusu: Let's drop two meals.
- Whis: Great idea, Lord Bills!
- Yogen-gyo: NO NO NO, anything but that!
- Birusu: Then remember for me, won't you?
- Yogen-gyo: Yes, yes, I will remember!
- [strains her mind to recall the prophecy]
- Yogen-gyo: The name is... Super Saiyan God!
- Whis: Lord Bills, just so you know, this Super Saiyan God simply doesn't exist.
- Birusu: Perhaps the Saiyans would know something about it... wait, wasn't the Saiyans' homeworld Planet Vegeta wiped out by Frieza?
- Whis: Didn't you talk in your sleep that you would destroy it yourself?
- Birusu: They just pissed me off, especially that King Vegeta! But back to the topic at hand, Planet Vegeta was destroyed and the Saiyans along with it...
- Whis: No. Most of the Saiyans perished, but a few escaped. I should mention that Prince Vegeta is alive and well.
- Birusu: Isn't he the lucky one?
- Whis: The surviving Saiyans currently reside on planet 877 of world 4032, a vibrant world called Earth.
- Birusu: [in the bath] Earth? I think I was there once. That's the world with the boorish dinosaurs that I wiped out right?
- Whis: It appears one of the Saiyans, Son Goku, was the one who defeated Frieza.
- Birusu: [stands up] DEFEATED FRIEZA?
- Whis: [blushes] Oh, my, Lord Bills!
- Rô Kaiôshin: [horrified] Why is Bills headed to North Kai's world? Oh, peace, how fleeting you are...