Family Guy (TV Series)

A Lot Going on Upstairs (2016)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire

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• Stewie Griffin : [Stewie wants Brian to enter his dreams to help him get rid of his nightmares]  Brian, I want you to come inside me.

  Brian Griffin : Don't ever say it like that again.

• [last lines] 

  Stewie Griffin : There's a wedding dress out here covered in shit.

• [Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe are locked in the attic, Peter calls out] 

  Peter Griffin : Lois! Let us out of here!

  Lois Griffin : No way! You like it so much? Then you can rot up there with your buddies!

  Peter Griffin : Lois! So, help me God! If you don't let us out right this second, I'm gonna take a dump on your wedding dress!

  Lois Griffin : You wouldn't dare!

  Peter Griffin : Don't test me, I'll do it! We'll all do it! Quagmire, pull down your pants!

  Glen Quagmire : What? I'm not doing that!

  Lois Griffin : You'll leave my dress alone, Peter!

  Cleveland : If it'll get us out of here, I'll make a doodie on it.

  Glen Quagmire : What are you nuts?

  Cleveland : I've been crowning for six hours!

  Peter Griffin : Cleveland's pants are off, Lois! Here come mine! This is happening!

  Glen Quagmire : Lois, they're not bluffing! Open the door!

  Joe Swanson : I miss Bonnie!

  Lois Griffin : Damn it, Peter! You hold that in! I know you can, you did it on the ferry to Block Island!

  Glen Quagmire : Oh, my god! I'm gonna puke!

  Peter Griffin : That's good, puke on the dress! Puke on the dress!

  Lois Griffin : [groans, angry]  Damn it!

  [she grabs the hand towel rack from the bathroom. She breaks the attic door, Peter and his friends fall down] 

  Lois Griffin : There! You happy?

  Cleveland : You were too late, we pooed on the gown.

  Joe Swanson : Ripped a big hole in your ceiling.

  Glen Quagmire : I barfed on Peter's ass, I don't know if it got on the dress or not, Lois. But, I am so sorry.

  Peter Griffin : Yeah, this was all a huge disaster.

  Lois Griffin : [Inhales]  Let's just agree that we both went a bit too far, hmm?

  Glen Quagmire : I might need two weeks off from this friendship.

• Brian Griffin : Stewie, you look exhausted.

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah, 'cause I was up super late last night beefing your mom.

  Brian Griffin : My mom's dead.

  Stewie Griffin : Yeah, 'cause I *beefed* her to death!

• Brian Griffin : Okay, that's it. I'm gonna help you get these nightmares under control.

  Stewie Griffin : Really? Oh thank you, Brian. And maybe I can help you control your strange obsession with eating pencil erasers.

  Brian Griffin : It's not an obsession!

  [chews off a pencil eraser] 

  Brian Griffin : Mmm, mmm, oh yeah... So rubbery. It's like a little steak!

  Stewie Griffin : Brian, you really should...

  Brian Griffin : THE WORLD IS SMALL AND SAFE WHEN I DO THIS!

• Stewie Griffin : [Stewie wakes up Peter and Lois]  Hey, wake up! I had a bad dream so now your night has to be terrible.

• Stewie Griffin : I don't get it. It seems weird that I'd have a joke in my own dream that I don't get.