- Stewie Griffin: [Stewie wants Brian to enter his dreams to help him get rid of his nightmares] Brian, I want you to come inside me.
- Brian Griffin: Don't ever say it like that again.
- [Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe are locked in the attic, Peter calls out]
- Peter Griffin: Lois! Let us out of here!
- Lois Griffin: No way! You like it so much? Then you can rot up there with your buddies!
- Peter Griffin: Lois! So, help me God! If you don't let us out right this second, I'm gonna take a dump on your wedding dress!
- Lois Griffin: You wouldn't dare!
- Peter Griffin: Don't test me, I'll do it! We'll all do it! Quagmire, pull down your pants!
- Glen Quagmire: What? I'm not doing that!
- Lois Griffin: You'll leave my dress alone, Peter!
- Cleveland: If it'll get us out of here, I'll make a doodie on it.
- Glen Quagmire: What are you nuts?
- Cleveland: I've been crowning for six hours!
- Peter Griffin: Cleveland's pants are off, Lois! Here come mine! This is happening!
- Glen Quagmire: Lois, they're not bluffing! Open the door!
- Joe Swanson: I miss Bonnie!
- Lois Griffin: Damn it, Peter! You hold that in! I know you can, you did it on the ferry to Block Island!
- Glen Quagmire: Oh, my god! I'm gonna puke!
- Peter Griffin: That's good, puke on the dress! Puke on the dress!
- Lois Griffin: [groans, angry] Damn it!
- [she grabs the hand towel rack from the bathroom. She breaks the attic door, Peter and his friends fall down]
- Lois Griffin: There! You happy?
- Cleveland: You were too late, we pooed on the gown.
- Joe Swanson: Ripped a big hole in your ceiling.
- Glen Quagmire: I barfed on Peter's ass, I don't know if it got on the dress or not, Lois. But, I am so sorry.
- Peter Griffin: Yeah, this was all a huge disaster.
- Lois Griffin: [Inhales] Let's just agree that we both went a bit too far, hmm?
- Glen Quagmire: I might need two weeks off from this friendship.
- Brian Griffin: Stewie, you look exhausted.
- Stewie Griffin: Yeah, 'cause I was up super late last night beefing your mom.
- Brian Griffin: My mom's dead.
- Stewie Griffin: Yeah, 'cause I *beefed* her to death!
- Brian Griffin: Okay, that's it. I'm gonna help you get these nightmares under control.
- Stewie Griffin: Really? Oh thank you, Brian. And maybe I can help you control your strange obsession with eating pencil erasers.
- Brian Griffin: It's not an obsession!
- [chews off a pencil eraser]
- Brian Griffin: Mmm, mmm, oh yeah... So rubbery. It's like a little steak!
- Stewie Griffin: Brian, you really should...
- Brian Griffin: THE WORLD IS SMALL AND SAFE WHEN I DO THIS!
- Stewie Griffin: [Stewie wakes up Peter and Lois] Hey, wake up! I had a bad dream so now your night has to be terrible.
- Stewie Griffin: I don't get it. It seems weird that I'd have a joke in my own dream that I don't get.