Family Guy (TV Series)
Underage Peter (2016)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : [annoyed] Peter, is there something you want to tell me?
Peter Griffin : Uuuh, YEAH. Every light in the house is on.
Lois Griffin : Did you destroy the library?
Peter Griffin : Did *I* destroy the library? Ha! No, Lois. That was television.
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Peter Griffin : [whistling after Brian] Come here, boy! Come on!
Brian Griffin : [happily wagging his tail] Hey, what's up? We going for a ride in the car?
Peter Griffin : No, I had a question for ya.
Brian Griffin : Don't EVER fucking do that unless you have a car ride to offer...!
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Opie : [while on the news looking sober] Well, I do miss drinking, but I have used the time to reconnect with my children and I have been thinking about resuming my actuarial practice.
Peter Griffin : Oh, my God. He's just been drunk this whole time?
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Stewie Griffin : Brian, I think we can get John Mayer to stop tweeting again, but we all got to work together.
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Peter Griffin : I tell you, guys, getting alcohol when you're underage isn't as easy as Obama's daughters make it look.
Glenn Quagmire : What? Is that true?
Peter Griffin : I don't know.
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Brian Griffin : I'm 56 in dog years.
Peter Griffin : Oh, is that why you got white pubic hair?
Brian Griffin : I'll thank you not to check out my pubic hair.
Peter Griffin : Well, then don't go flashing it around. Put on some underpants, you crazy old man.
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Peter Griffin : Alright, you guys. I will now do anything for $10. Who's got something for me?
Glenn Quagmire : I got one. I'll give you ten bucks if you wear the same underwear for a month.
Peter Griffin : Pay up.
[Quagmire hands Peter $10]
Peter Griffin : Actually, you owe me 20.
Glenn Quagmire : Eww!
[hands Peter another bill]
Glenn Quagmire : Here's 50. Go change your underwear!
Peter Griffin : [scared] It won't come off!
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Peter Griffin : Rhode Island's a mess from top to bottom.