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Lucifer Morningstar : Here's the deal. We can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire, but... you're gonna have to listen to me, too. There's a few things that I'd like to discuss with you. You know, just a... an existential dilemma or two. Deal?
Linda Martin : Yes.
Lucifer Morningstar : Lovely.
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Chloe Decker : Thank you very much, Dr. Martin. We'll be in touch. All right, we gotta go.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, of course, but I... I made a deal, so I'm gonna have to hold up my end of the bargain. You wouldn't mind waiting outside?
Chloe Decker : [sotto] Are you seriously talking about having sex with her right now?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, it won't take long.
Linda Martin : I do yoga. Hot... yoga. I'm freakishly flexible. Want to see?
[demonstrating]
Linda Martin : Wow! I really tried to keep that one in.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, you tried; that's what matters.
[Chloe gets up to leave]
Lucifer Morningstar : Uh, look, I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to take a rain check. I will be back, okay?
Linda Martin : I certainly hope so.
Lucifer Morningstar : My word is my bond.
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Chloe Decker : Dr. Martin, we know that, um, Delilah was having a clandestine affair with a wealthy, married man, so if you just tell us his name, we will be on our way.
Linda Martin : I'm sorry, I can't do that.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, she's one of the complex ones. Linda, darling, why don't you tell me? Hmm?
Linda Martin : Well, I can't. I want to, but I can't.
[laughing]
Linda Martin : Oh, you're the devil.
Lucifer Morningstar : Correct. Now, come on, Dr. Martin. I know you want to.
Linda Martin : Oh, man, and it's really, really juicy, too.
Lucifer Morningstar : Ooh, I bet it is.
Linda Martin : No, I can't.
Chloe Decker : What did you do to her? Did you roofie her?
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, no, it's not her fault. She's just reacting to me. Just watch and learn, okay? Right, the answer is yes, we can take a trip to pound town if we must, but first, you're gonna have to tell us, Linda, okay?
Linda Martin : [wating to hold back] Um... okay! It's Grey Cooper.
Chloe Decker : Grey Cooper? Seriously? That is juicy.
Lucifer Morningstar : Grey Cooper, the actor? The one who's married to Amanda what's-her-chops?
Chloe Decker : Yeah, yeah.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, no, he's horrible. So square-jawed, so handsome, so vanilla. Oh, I'm really quite disappointed in Delilah. That's truly terrible taste in the opposite sex.