Plot
Fifteen-year-old Otter is excited that she's finally found the horror film she's been seeking for weeks. She brings it home to watch with her brother and his friend, not realizing that she's doomed them to an encounter with the Slow Creep.
Cast
100% unfamiliar with all involved
Verdict
Slow Creep. So supposedly it's a method some men use to hit on women, an urban slang I'm not familiar with though has absolutely nothing to do with this garbage.
Story? Not exactly. We just see a group of friends rent out a movie despite being told that the "Slow creep" will get them because the movie is haunted, or something. The creature appears, kills folks off and that's basically it.
The filter used is ugly, the music that kicks in when the creature appears is headache inducing and the kills are really poor.
I don't know what they were going for here but it's a hard fail.
Breakdown
Rants
And then there is the worst part. So after the creature kills his last victim everything goes dark suddenly the cast and others reappear in new outfits and start singing and dancing, yeah, I know. It's like they all die and it transitions into a dreadful embarassing music video for absolutely no reason. It's so very bizarre and equally moronic, were they high when they made this? What were they thinking?
Fifteen-year-old Otter is excited that she's finally found the horror film she's been seeking for weeks. She brings it home to watch with her brother and his friend, not realizing that she's doomed them to an encounter with the Slow Creep.
Cast
100% unfamiliar with all involved
Verdict
Slow Creep. So supposedly it's a method some men use to hit on women, an urban slang I'm not familiar with though has absolutely nothing to do with this garbage.
Story? Not exactly. We just see a group of friends rent out a movie despite being told that the "Slow creep" will get them because the movie is haunted, or something. The creature appears, kills folks off and that's basically it.
The filter used is ugly, the music that kicks in when the creature appears is headache inducing and the kills are really poor.
I don't know what they were going for here but it's a hard fail.
Breakdown
- Weak creature
- Poor cast
- Awful cinematography
- Finale is bafflingly dumb
Rants
And then there is the worst part. So after the creature kills his last victim everything goes dark suddenly the cast and others reappear in new outfits and start singing and dancing, yeah, I know. It's like they all die and it transitions into a dreadful embarassing music video for absolutely no reason. It's so very bizarre and equally moronic, were they high when they made this? What were they thinking?
