- 80s Michelangelo: Totally radical!
- Michelangelo, 80s Michelangelo: [to each other] You're just like me, dude! Cowabunga / Booyakasha!
- 80s Raphael: I think I'm gonna like putting some more cracks in this imposter's shell and you, gappy... why do you sound so weird?
- Donatello: Me sound weird? Heard yourself lately?
- [the two Raphaels fight the Kraang]
- 80s Leonardo: Get the portal back!
- Leonardo: We only have 5 minutes to disarm two more bombs!
- 80s Raphael: Leave this to the real Raphael!
- Raphael: You gonna shoot another fire hydrant at them, or what?
- [80s Raphael shoves a pizza in the face of a Kraang. Nick Raphael jumps in and dismantles the Kraang's exosuit]
- Raphael: [to 80s Raphael] Where the heck did you get pizza?
- 80s Raphael: Give me a break.
- Kraang Sub-Prime: Hands in the air, turtle freaks! We've got you surrounded! I hacked your stupid portal and brought you here. WHY? Because I'm awesome!
- Michelangelo: Kraang Sub-Prime?
- Kraang Sub-Prime: [sarcastically] No, Megan Fox!... Oh, I forgot, you're the dumb one!
- 80s Michelangelo: [sees the 2012 Turtle Lair] Whoa, dudes! This lair is rockin'! Check out that pinball. Totally radical!
- 80s Leonardo: It's over! We stopped your little scheme! We deactivated all your dimensionizers!
- 80s Michelangelo: That's right, pink dude! You can't blow up our realities anymore!
- Kraang Sub-Prime: Blow up... realities?
- [Kraang Sub-Prime turns to Krang]
- Kraang Sub-Prime: You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for thousands of years? Are you insane?
- Krang: Well, you did say to wipe out the turtles at any cost...
- Kraang Sub-Prime: This is why I banished you to 2-Dimensional Earth in the first place: Because you're an idiot! A moron! A dingleberry! So, you know what? I'm kicking yah back!
- [Sub-Prime kicks Krang through a portal]
- Krang: Oh no! Not again...!
- Splinter: What is going on here? Someone explain! NOW!
- 80s Leonardo: Wow, your Splinter is kinda strict. And tall too.
- Donatello: [the Mirage TMNT attempt to stop the 80s and Nick Donatellos] It's the Prime turtles!
- 80s Donatello: Uh, hi there. We are ninja...
- [Mirage Rapahel raises his sai menacingly]
- Donatello: Uh, no time to explain! Move, D!
- [1980s and 2012 Donatello are being hunted by the Prime Turtles]
- 80s Donatello: See you in another dimension!
- [opens up a dimensional portal and the two Donatellos escape]
- Kraang Sub-Prime: [holds up his remote] You're not going anywhere as long as I have this baby, I can hack your portal all day long...
- [Kraang Sub-Prime's remote is sliced in half by a shruiken]
- Kraang Sub-Prime: Ah, kraang.
- 80s Leonardo: Okay, guys, here's the plan: the Donatellos will disarm the weapon, everyone else take down that creep! Turtle Power!
- Leonardo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up with the Turtle Power for a second! You don't give orders to my team, okay? I'm the order guy! This guy! Who...
- [all the Turtles charge away]
- Leonardo: [upset] I'm the order guy!
- 80s Michelangelo: [in 3D New York] Dudes, look at us! We're like, more solid or something!
- 80s Leonardo: What's going on, Donatello?
- 80s Donatello: Well, we came from a 2-dimensional reality into a 3rd dimension. It's like science fiction!
- 80s Raphael: Hey, guys, now that we're in a new dimension...
- 80s Michelangelo: PIZZA TIME! Far out!
- 80s Leonardo: All right, team, let's do this. Turtle Power!
- Leonardo: Enough with the "Turtle Power" already, let's just go.
- Kraang Sub-Prime: Yah did good, cousin. We banished you because you're a screw-up! But you made up for it. Welcome home!
- [the Krangs hug]
- Krang: Well thank you, Sub-Prime. Just wait until the rest of my plan unfolds! We're going to blow those turtles to smithereens!
- [1980s and 2012 Michelangelo kick around Kraang like a football]
- Kraang Sub-Prime: Put me down, you maniacs!
- Krang: So, you've allied with yourselves with your dimensional counterparts, eh?
- 80s Donatello: It's Krang!
- Michelangelo: Whoa, what's with the gross man-baby body?
- Krang: This will be the last time I have to look at you disgusting turtles! The Kraang are letting me go home. I just have to make a few amends, and Dimension X, here I come!
- Donatello: We checked out the weapon. This is bad, guys! This is really bad!
- 80s Donatello: The weapon is linked to two other identical bombs. And they're rigged to go off in 9 minutes!
- 80s Raphael: So where are the others?
- Donatello: We believe at least one of the other bombs is in your dimension!
- 80s Michelangelo: They're gonna nuke our world, bros. Totally bogus!
- 80s Donatello: I'm trying to tell you, this isn't a weapon! It's a portal projector!
- Donatello: Oh yeah? Well how do we know you're not a Kraang?
- 80s Leonardo: That's why we brought you here. Krang! He's causing trouble in our dimension, and yours too!
- 80s Michelangelo: Krang's like trying to destroy both our realities, dudes! We just don't know how. You've gotta believe us!
- 80s Raphael: That's why we called on you posers, I mean "turtles", for help. Did I say posers? Oops.
- Raphael: Posers? You guys don't even fight with your weapons! And what's up with the intials on your belts? Lame!
- [Stopping the 80s Turtles from running into open populated streets]
- Michelangelo: You can't do that, dudes!
- 80s Leonardo: Why not?
- Raphael: Because we live in secret here. We have to live in the shadows, like, you know, real ninjas!
- [the Turtles end up in the Technodrome]
- 80s Raphael: Oh, no! And I was having such a good day!
- [everyone glares at him]
- 80s Raphael: ...Okay, not really.
- [the 1980s Turtle see the 2012 Turtle Lair]
- Raphael: [in hand signals] Will you fine gentlemen kindly wait here? And please remain silent, or I will strike you repeatedly in the face and bodily regions.
- [Krang increases his size, but he falls down and the Leonardos and Raphaels stomp on him]
- Krang: Aarrgh! Stop it, disgusting reptiles!