- Gordon: Hello, Letter X.
- The Letter X: Hello.
- [Angrily]
- The Letter X: And don't tell me you are the grown up of the day.
- Gordon: Well, You can say that!
- The Letter X: And what's that?
- Gordon: This is my tuxedo suit.
- The Letter X: And what that for?
- Gordon: I am wearing it just for you!
- The Letter X: [Surprisedly] For me? WOW! Say, That is a nice fix.
- Gordon: No, Letter X. Look at the word "Tuxedo". See there is an X in that word.
- [the word "TUXEDO" reveals]
- The Letter X: WOW! Am I in that word? That's amazing! I never knew I was in the word "Tuxedo".
- Gordon: Well, You are. You see, You may not be at the beginning of very many words. But there are plenty of words that can be nothing without you.
- Announcer: [Interrupting the Playground Alphabet film] We interrupt this alphabet to bring you a Special Bulletin!
- The Letter X: Ladies and Gentlemen, The Letter X will NOT be seen in it's usual role on Today's Alphabet. Or on Tomorrow's Alphabet. OR ANY ALPHABET ANYWHERE EVER AGAIN! BECAUSE I QUIT!
- [Screams in a panic attack]
- Announcer: We now return to our regular schedule alphabet.
- [Continues The Playground Alphabet film and skipping the X part]