The Cinema Snob (TV Series)

Black Is Beautiful (2015)

Brad Jones: Cinema Snob, Bro #1

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : Are we gonna get to the sex or what? I'm holding my dick out for a reason, and it's not to take notes.

• Cinema Snob : Or, if you don't want to blow your load too soon, just think of this guy's ass. Or wear these masks in the bedroom.

• Cinema Snob : Whoa, looks like your cuts are premature ejaculating. Quick, urinate on the film.

• Cinema Snob : I lost a goat once. It was very sad, but thank God I had an ass to fuck.

• Cinema Snob : Was it necessary to frame this in a way that makes the map look like a shriveled penis?

• Bro # 1 : It's a popular Bros before Bros rule. One bro can't have sex till all the other bros had sex with her first. I can handle this.

  [Whispers to Lloyd] 

  Bro # 1 : Don't tell anyone. I'm still a virgin, bro.