With Halloween only weeks away, it's time for the Snob to return to the franchise of the same name with...Halloween 4. Why not Halloween III? Because some schmuck named 80s Dan who looks nothing like him already reviewed it. So, what does the 4th entry have in store? Michael returns, obviously. The whole thing seems like a carbon copy of the original, with boredom instead of fear, explosions instead of suspense, and characters we can't bring ourselves to care about. The Snob really starts to miss Silver Shamrock at this point.