- Ahe Makino: The guy you're looking for is Iceman.
- Steve McGarrett: Iceman? Like from Top Gun?
- Ahe Makino: What's Top Gun?
- Steve McGarrett: [to Chin] Did he say, what's Top Gun? I should arrest him just for that.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Where do we find Iceman?
- Ahe Makino: I couldn't tell you. I don't even know his real name.
- Chin Ho Kelly: That's convenient.
- Ahe Makino: This ain't the Shriners Club. Okay? We don't have business cards.
- Steve McGarrett: You know what the Shriners Club is, but you've never seen Top Gun?
- Steve McGarrett: [Kamekona asked them to wear his advertising T-shirts during the Tough Mudder] I can't. It absorbs water, slows me down.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: No, I... I would. I just don't want to.
- Lou Grover: Alright, 5-0, huddle up. We only got about 5 more minutes.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: You'll probably talk for 4 of 'em, won't you?